Everybody loves a sleeping dog.

My dog, Tivo, is in my room tonight! I'm so excited! He never wants to be with me. But now he does :)
I took a shower and he chilled on my bed. It was awesome.
Then he fell asleep! And he snored. He snores like a truck driver. Not to be racist or stereotypical or anything.
Then I went on the computer for a bit and emailed my friends to tell them my dog is snoring. Fun, right?!
And I looked up at my bed to look at him- but he disappeared!
I started freaking out, where could he be? And then I peered into my bathroom and saw. The. Cutest. Thing. Ever.
TIVO SLEEPING IN MY BATHTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dont worry, it was empty.)
It was a-dorable. Times ten.
Well that's really it. We are going downstairs because Tivo looks like he's going to puke his guts out. And I don't want Eukanuba on my carpet.
Peace out.
treezy

Sad music, edible cardboard, and Mario Badescu.

I'm back!
It's been literally a year since I've been on this blog thing. But I'm really back now! Just got home from Israel. It was freeking amazing. I love that place! Going to move there, no joke. It's magical.
Anyways. Some things on my mind right now:

It's passover! That yucky holiday. I say yucky b.c that's what the food is. Gross! And matzah? I've been eating it my whole life, but there's no way to say this nicely...
IT STINKS.
Second seder tonight. Going over to some annoying lady's house. I hope I find the Afikomen. (God, do you see how pathetic my life is right now? I'm actually looking forward to stumbling upon a piece of matzah in a napkin. Ugh.)

I'm having a terrible day. I'M GROUNDED. First time I've ever been grounded. I hardly know what it means! Except I hate it already.
And my dad is now Mr. Commander and is making me WRITE HIM A REPORT. This is so ridiculous I don't even want to talk about it.

Have you ever noticed.. when you have a bad day, all the music on the radio is sad? It's really inconvienent. And the weather, too. It's pouring out. And freezing. And the wind is awful. I think we're going to all blow away into some black hole thing. !!!

I feel myself getting a zit. Oh no, oh no. Well- Mario Badescu to the rescue!
OHMIGOSH IT RHYMES!!! Well knock me over w/ a feather. Wow.

I love those products :)

Well time to go to the maniac's house for seder #2. Wish me luck.

Peace out.
treezy